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By AChocolateMilk - 30/06/2016 14:57 - United States - Williamsport

Today, I was on a walk around town with my girlfriend, and as we approached a staircase, she started to fall. I caught her before she was hurt, but now she is upset with me for "wrinkling her outfit" FML

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Dankosaurus 9

Friday 1 July 2016 5:09

Say "OK", and let go.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 13:16

Perhaps you could explain that dirt and blood will be much more damaging to her outfit than the odd wrinkle!

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Dankosaurus 9

Friday 1 July 2016 5:09

Say "OK", and let go.

wubbe 4

Friday 1 July 2016 11:56

get rid of that one, now!

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 13:13

But it might be a nice outfit - and it's only wrinkled.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 1 July 2016 13:16

Perhaps you could explain that dirt and blood will be much more damaging to her outfit than the odd wrinkle!

Elgrin 15

Friday 1 July 2016 16:01

So what she's saying is that she would rather die fashionably than live with rumpled clothes. Good to see her priorities are straight.

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