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By Undatable - 28/05/2016 02:48 - United States - Ossining

Today, I was telling a boy a joke that involved a "secret boyfriend". When I finished it, he asked if it was true. I laughed and said it wasn't, to which he responded, "Yeah I sort of knew when you said you had a boyfriend". FML

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Fenbrae 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 2:36

Do you need directions to the nearest burn ward?

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Fenbrae 17

Sunday 29 May 2016 2:36

Do you need directions to the nearest burn ward?

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Sunday 29 May 2016 10:41

Would you like some aloe for that burn?

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