Love: Today, as i was wrestling my girlfriend, i had told her I'd go... - FML

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By whyme7962 - 26/05/2016 04:22 - United States - Mesa

Today, as i was wrestling my girlfriend, i had told her I'd go really easy on her because i did not want to hurt her. she looked me in the eyes and said "big mistake" and proceeded to head butt me and give me a bloody nose. She now thinks she has total power over me. FML

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tylanol7 12

Friday 27 May 2016 12:12

Cant win here. Retrn the favor get labeled dont and be labled lol gl hf

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ZombieSazza 34

Thursday 26 May 2016 19:05

Ok... That's not playful wrestling, that's outright assault. "Total power"?!? Relationships are meant to be equal, neither of you having more power. What the **** is her problem?!?

tylanol7 12

Friday 27 May 2016 12:12

Cant win here. Retrn the favor get labeled dont and be labled lol gl hf

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