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By Anonymous - 08/05/2016 10:38 - United States - Nashville

Today, I've been single for so long, I got butterflies when I went on a date. A date with a character in Grand Theft Auto. FML

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By Danno - 01/01/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By CrazyInLove - 10/03/2015 06:02 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I overcame my lack of social confidence and got a date for the first time in 10 or so years. After a while, my date admitted that she's a schizophrenic with dissociative identity disorder. I guess it's back to being single. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:52 - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By gotnogame - 31/01/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I like. After a movie, we went to McDonald's. There was this couple making out. The girl I was with remarked about how lame it would be to go to McDonald's on a date. I thought we were on a date. FML

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Nerves of steel

By EdibleCape - 28/05/2020 23:00

Today, I went out with my best girl friend to spice up my wardrobe. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who was constantly flip-flopping from being in love with me to being apathetic towards me. After having a great day, on the way home, my ex pulled up next to our car and I had a panic attack. FML

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By yourmomsabitch - 25/06/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

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honeymoonroyale 20

Monday 9 May 2016 1:44

He said he's been single for so long, not been playing games for so long. Just because he's playing the game, doesn't automatically mean he doesn't have a life. Kinda narrow minded, don't you think?

TheRealStunts 27

Monday 9 May 2016 10:11

Cuz that's frickin easy isnt it?

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ThePerry 23

Monday 9 May 2016 0:26

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Monday 9 May 2016 0:27

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TheRealStunts 27

Monday 9 May 2016 10:11

Cuz that's frickin easy isnt it?

jessmonkey 15

Monday 9 May 2016 16:17

It actually is. People make it hard by expecting things.

bheaze 20

Monday 9 May 2016 0:29

I think it's time to find a new more constructive hobby. Maybe one that possibly involves actual real life people.

Teyros 24

Monday 9 May 2016 0:46

Well theres your first problem.. You aren't going to find a real woman in a video game

cara_marie0303 18

Monday 9 May 2016 1:49

That's funny. I actually met my husband on Counter Strike 1.6. I know it's not likely to happen, but it can! ;)

Teyros 24

Monday 9 May 2016 2:28

Thats really cool! Well he should at LEAST play online then...

ABlindMan 17

Monday 9 May 2016 4:53

OP didn't necessarily say it wasn't online.

thejonac 21

Monday 9 May 2016 5:48

so how do you think she met her husband?

Goku_vs_Superman 17

Monday 9 May 2016 0:49

I saw a post with this exact comment on ifunny

upgradestorm1 20

Monday 9 May 2016 0:55

Don't worry. I've been single for so long, I got butterflies in my stomach when I talked to Piper in fallout 4

cheesecake12 12

Monday 9 May 2016 0:59

Op I think it's time to put down the controller and explore a little. Maybe start with small talk in public or try online dating. Goodluck!

Phantomsnake 10

Monday 9 May 2016 1:42

Be careful, some of them leave you when you get a car accident. The outside ones are better..

honeymoonroyale 20

Monday 9 May 2016 1:44

He said he's been single for so long, not been playing games for so long. Just because he's playing the game, doesn't automatically mean he doesn't have a life. Kinda narrow minded, don't you think?

nzoid 8

Monday 9 May 2016 3:50

You're so right #10. I was agreeing with the other comments until I came to yours. A rational mind you have! Advice to OP: Hey why shouldn't a fantasy date be with a character in a game? Enjoy life and look for someone just like yourself to fall in love with.