Love: Today, I was upset and having trouble sleeping so I decided to... - FML

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By I just need a hug - 05/05/2016 09:20 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I was upset and having trouble sleeping so I decided to call my boyfriend of 2 years to ask if I could come over and cuddle to try to get some sleep. He replied with "when I said I was here for you anytime you needed I didn't mean 4 am" complained about being tired, and hung up on me. FML

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masmalaque 21

Thursday 5 May 2016 23:54

Don't be so needy. He also needs to sleep. At 4am you have to think of other people too, he is not a teddy bear, his is your partner.

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masmalaque 21

Thursday 5 May 2016 23:54

Don't be so needy. He also needs to sleep. At 4am you have to think of other people too, he is not a teddy bear, his is your partner.

MakotoNaegi 6

Friday 6 May 2016 0:40

That's messed up. The boyfriend is always supposed to comfort the his girlfriend. At least that's what I do XD

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