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By Jim - 03/05/2016 02:46 - Canada - Stratford

Today I found when my girlfriend says "its ok you can trust me". What she really means "I gunna sleep with my ex, multiple times and expect you to forgive me, continue to love me and marry me", Also, "How come you didn't bring me flowers? " FML
I agree, your life sucks 131
You deserved it 6

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Sounds like it's time she becomes your ex girlfriend.

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Sounds like it's time she becomes your ex girlfriend.