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By MyCrazyGirlSmh - 30/04/2016 01:12 - United States

Today, this girl I love finally told me in so much detail that she loves me. Then she said sorry wrong person we just happened to be texting at the same time. This was my girlfriend way of breaking up with me. She was texting my classmate . FML

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:33

How is this a "nearly FML"? It sounds really FML to me.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 8:27

Probably for the somewhat confusing grammar.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:33

How is this a "nearly FML"? It sounds really FML to me.

smallandroid 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 8:27

Probably for the somewhat confusing grammar.

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