Love: Today, my girlfriend finally chose to go into the navy. I was...

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By katsapple1 - 29/04/2016 02:31 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my girlfriend finally chose to go into the navy. I was proud of her but right when she was telling me, she added, "Oh by the way, I'm breaking up with you." FML

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