By Dramaqueenfornothing - 27/04/2016 22:32 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.

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Kieranr10 23

Try and keep this out of the wedding speech

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FalloutScrolls 25

At least it was only a fart. It could have scared the shit out of you, but you're tough like that, OP.

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arano 29

If that would've happened they would've had a whole new set of problems. And sheets, hopefully.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

I'm trying to picture this in my head

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TMO2142 25

Um... could have been worse?? Alot worse

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Tripartita 44

Am I the only one wondering which position they're in? She can reach up to his cheek and cast a shadow on herself, but then she can also fart on him. It sounds really healthy for her spine.

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JETarchitect 32

she was sitting in his lap with the light behind him......

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Tripartita 44

Ah, that makes sense. I was imagining one of them lying down and got confused.

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stingray112 24

He's your husband I doubt he cared that much That's pretty hilarious though.

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squizzlebee 19

Exactly, I mean if it was a first date I'd be pretty embarrassed about something like that, but when you're in a longterm relationship things like farting are pretty normal, they can actually be pretty funny sometimes >< I wouldn't sweat it OP, he's your fiancé and presumably loves you for you, I'm sure he's used to you having bodily functions :p

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deathrise007 22

This is honestly hilarious. At least you both will have something to laugh at in the future.

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slothstronaught 11

Hopefully it didn't kill the mood. Just role with it.

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