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By sadshowergirl - 26/04/2016 21:56 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the shower. Afterwards, we got out and I wrapped my hair up in a towel. His immediate reaction? "You look REALLY ugly." Thanks, babe. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:31

Did he not bring you swimming in the first date? He would've known.

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