Love: Today, my sister informed me that two of her friends had sex...

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By not_your_taco - 26/04/2016 16:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my sister informed me that two of her friends had sex in my yet bed again. Sadly, this was not the first time this has happened, nor the second, and not the third. And each time it's a new couple.

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megs925 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:18

Do you guys share a room?? If so, fyl indeed..not much you can do in that situation.

jimeple 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:37

I'd say screw that. Total disrespect.

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megs925 16

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:18

Do you guys share a room?? If so, fyl indeed..not much you can do in that situation.

jimeple 12

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:37

I'd say screw that. Total disrespect.

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