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By IDK - 24/04/2016 10:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she can come with me to an exhibition I have been asked to do in Hong Kong. Right now I am checked into a drug trial clinic in order to afford the travel expenses. My girlfriend informs me that she went and slept with three different men for cash. FML

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