Love: Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas....

By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

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By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

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I love that for you

By friboy2791 - 27/09/2021 17:01

Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML

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By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By afraid of flying too - 24/06/2013 23:24 - Canada - Fort Saint John

Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

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Treat yourself

By Anonymous - 10/10/2018 15:30

Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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Kinda true, though

By Ponce de Leon's folly - 08/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

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rhiannahoward14 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:13

Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.

kameron018 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:07

Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!

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kameron018 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:07

Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!

scyth3s 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 11:31

This comment has a blindingly bright outlook on things.

R2Y2 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:20

Probably should have a good time without her somewhere else....forever. OP I smell foul play.

ScarredVox92 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:03

yeah, no. there would be no relationship, if OP has any sense.

Kurby14 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:09

what a bitch

itschrissy_16 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:09

This is so awful. Poor you...

_parth 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:13

Now is perfect time to go on a vacation for yourself!! And also to break up with her, if you haven't already!!

rhiannahoward14 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:13

Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.

WCARlover 34

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:14

Exactly what I went to comment. OP if you weren't the one to dump her you done goofed

jackipdoc 31

Saturday 30 May 2015 10:17

EXACTLY! No one should be okay with that I can't imagine it not being a definite

iwadasn 32

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:34

I'm guessing the girlfriend wanted to end things and this was her horrible way of doing it.

dractheripper 11

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:14

At least you know now that she's a **** and that you deserve better? Chin up, OP. Get out there and find someone sweet for you.

Stillo 25

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:14

Ex gf * you mean :)

WellThatWasRude 27

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:20

Your girlfriend? I think you should make her your ex-girlfriend. Dump her and find someone who deserves your love, OP.

ColonelCusswords 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:23

Maybe youll get some photos ?

kendallm505050 12

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:23

Why would you even comment that?

ColonelCusswords 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 22:07

Because i am a terrible person

Morning_fml 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 9:08

That was brutally honest and made this mishap more hilarious.

amileah13 26

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:30

I guess maybe now you're the ex boyfriend?

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Same thing different taste

I love that for you

Treat yourself

Kinda true, though

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