By gassygirlfriend - 10/05/2015 08:40 - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
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SlimDanny 15

If that isn't romance I don't know what is.

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lnheritance 19

You can even smell the dedication that OP transpired. It's cute!

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Jason89 15

i agree #1 ... plus on facebook i saw a thing where smelling farts cure cancer ... she is saving his life lol

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jazman195 20

Did my bf write this? Because supposedly I do this to him lol

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Polynomial 28

I think most women do. My gf used to fall asleep on my couch, and my roommate and I would laugh out loud every time she blasted off.

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eatmor2 9

That is the antithesis of cute

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praesidiem 16

You are the antithesis of fun at parties #80

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giantsfan2010 23

Op might need that mask in your profile picture!

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footballguy55 9

Don't worry about that. Years from now, you'll look back on it and have a good laugh!

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Jacksparrow72 21

She's got ya gassed up.

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benjamn 24

Being a gentleman is moving and not waking her. However having great fun at her expense later on is required.

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RedPillSucks 31

He should have plugged that hole with something

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hunterluv1 20

it's not really like they can control it. I just move and then make fun of my boyfriend the next morning when that happens. just laugh about it later!

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hailhydra 6

cute and gross at the same time. should've carefully moved bro

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nonsensical 26

Did those vibrations from her ass against your manhood have any erotic effect on you? Just curious. (You did last 15 minutes...)

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VeganDarkLight 31

There was actually an FML about a guy who came when his girlfriend farted while sitting on his lap some time ago.

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