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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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You deserved it 1 569

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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By hugme101 - 20/12/2010 00:20 - Canada

Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my boyfriend is really a good guy, not only did he decide to come by the house completely drunk, but he also ended up trying to kiss my mom, thinking it was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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MrConcise 34

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 3:27

Welshite is human too.

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Welshite 39

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:21

Still counts.

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 3:27

Welshite is human too.

AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 2 May 2015 18:42

I've seen my fair share of negative Welshite comments. Nobody is a comment-genius every time.

Roythetickler 21

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:21

Why say you kissed a girl when it was your money?

MrsHaxxo 22

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:25

money?

tzemmy 25

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:33

I think he meant mommy

Jason89 15

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:57

i wished i was kissed by money, except i kiss it goodbye

SadLittleTurtle 11

Saturday 2 May 2015 5:59

At least you have money to kiss goodbye.

be82tw 17

Saturday 2 May 2015 6:23

@2,9, 14, Autocorrect can be a real birch.

muarif 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 13:03

Birch, yep xD

guinea_pigs 9

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Hopefully on the cheek? No worries, OP! You'll find your love someday!

MrConcise 34

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

Why would you even ******* brag about that?

TheBelt 19

Saturday 2 May 2015 2:19

Probably his first kiss.

clemscott 10

Saturday 2 May 2015 3:07

Your picture fits your comment perfectly

meganmax 14

Saturday 2 May 2015 4:51

they cray cray?

Wabbajack789 15

Sunday 3 May 2015 1:54

No 42, just no.

archnarquibquib 21

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:22

You should have told them "No, it was my grandma!"

boberle83 10

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:24

How did this get past moderation

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:27

Yeah.. You definitely had that coming

feven 32

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:29

To be fair we don't know OP's age

abNormal62 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:31

Absolutely

abNormal62 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:32

Anyone else placing this guy's age as under 15?

Vestin 18

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:43

#13: 30 seems more amusing to assume...

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