By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML
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Shiny_nickels 14

Maybe some IcyHot cream will do for that burned pride...

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I_see_your_anger 10

I believe you meant to say was "Hope ya got some burn heal!"

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hugozac88 22

#1 that's a burn about a burn......that's a second degree burn!!

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rocketgurl 15

YDI for being judgmental dude. You probably would've gotten into that stuff if you got to do it with her.

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Jinxsie 27

Assuming OP was actually judging her...

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JMichael 25

Pretty sure OP said he jokingly said it.

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Mrtigerblue 14

#7 true but he also said weird which is in fact judging. granted we all judge but if he had not it would have been "this cute girl was telling me about her fetishes..." adding the weird is the judgmental part IMHO

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photographer49 22

#25 saying weird would come off as judgemental but it's all about how you say it. If it's jokingly then it should be taken lightly. Alot of things people say can be rude but when they say it like a joke you just laugh.

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Emilyofnz 4

She could have been continuing the joke by returning the banter..

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photographer49 22

Very true #41. Just the way OP phrased it, made her sound like she wasn't taking the joke

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garrett_8614 14

So no one is going to ask why this girl was just talking about her sex fetishes to OP?

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't think that op was judging her at all, first off he was joking. And secondly even if he said weird, he just meant weird to him, as in his personal preferences, that's not judging. But even still op clearly said he was joking.

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Welshite 39

Those standards might include lots of leather and hooks. You're good.

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devildog562 33

Isn't that a normal thing ? I'm thinking fried chicken and applesauce at a Luke warm temperature.

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Welshite 39

Those aren't weird. Applesauce baths are so soothing and slick and rather enticing. They are also guaranteed as an aphrodisiac. A...friend...told me.

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Mauskau 35

How much applesauce do you need to make a bath out of it? :s

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devildog562 33

All of a sudden I'm hungry and turned on. Imma go fry something and take a bath.... Exactly 40 gallons in my tub...

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Ichiya 29

A weedeater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves.

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devildog562 33

I normally don't like bush whacking as foreplay but this sound interesting .... Do the preserved peaches come in a mason jar?

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laden_swallow09 34

36- I thought it was a Weed Eater, live chicken, and some Cool Whip?

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Zerizle 19

She was probably joking as well, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

If the fetishes are as weird as the FML implies, you're better off without her

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MrConcise 34

After you told her that her fetishes are weird, I'm not surprised at the response, you prude.

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mr_aaaaaaaa 12

So u joked about her fetish and she said u didn't fit her standard...kind fair and nothing lose

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