Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
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hekinokuroihi 20

Well, apparently he's into that. Maybe he meant your pecks?

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iLike2Teabag 27

Who doesn't love perky ****?

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hekinokuroihi 20

Well, apparently he's into that. Maybe he meant your pecks?

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184886837272837 32

No I'm pretty sure he was lying to his friends about having a girlfriend because he doesn't want them to know he's gay.

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lndala 15

Or maybe OP is overweight and has really perky moobs. There is a world of possibilities.

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JMichael 25

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Jasim 17

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royal_ranger 12

Just don't say anything, it's that simple.

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pooldude 24

thanks for letting us know that you are lost for words!!

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Erikaaa262 6

maybe he doesn't want them to know that he has a boyfriend and not a girlfriend

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miianah1 22

Why is this getting downvoted? It's a pretty good explanation.

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iLike2Teabag 27

Who doesn't love perky ****?

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Exodiafinder687 58

**** are so perfect even gay guys love them.

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victrin 12

Haha, my ex liked bigger guys. When I lost a lot of weight (and my man-boobs) he was one sad guy.

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AninOnin 24

Congrats on the weight loss! I know how hard that can be xD

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kaypeexoxo 2

That's pretty ******* gross dude... Get the mental help you need

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cdawg69 10

right back at ya cutie ;)

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cadillacgal79 32

He shouldn't of been upset, you did what was right for you, if anything he should've been supportive.

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sturschaedel 27

67, he said that the ex was sad, not upset. He also didn't say he was unsupportive. We don't even know if the weight loss was the reason for the break-up. You can't really control what you are attracted to, or if the attributes you find attractive in a person are healthy or less so. Being attracted to bigger people is equally as unhealthy as being attracted to (borderline) anorectic thin people. Still, both forms exist and for both there is a pool of people more or less happily fulfilling those preferences.

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Wizardo 33

The actually overtones I'm getting from this is that your boyfriend isn't yet comfortable with knowing he's gay or hasn't yet told his friends that fact either. Maybe talk to him to find out properly.

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Gittoh 21

or he likes manboobs. or a third option.

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