Love: Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately...

By TimJack18 - 04/01/2015 23:14 - United States - Whiteville

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, I kissed my husband as passionately as I could. After, he looked at me and said, "You taste like Chinese food." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By bluediva24 - 26/01/2011 00:54

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By perfectman - 12/06/2012 10:34 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it was my first time meeting my fiancé's parents. My future mother-in-law had cooked steak, hearing it was my favourite food. I somehow managed to bite my tongue, and then blurt out "Fuck!" just after she asked me how it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I took this gorgeous girl from work to eat at Olive Garden. I was trying to be romantic and had the waiter bring two glasses of wine. I guess she doesn't really drink wine, she covered her fettucini Alfredo in vomit. After dinner, she thanked me with a french kiss. FML

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sarah2144 14

Monday 5 January 2015 10:56

But Chinese food is ******* delicious, so.

HyunnK 18

Monday 5 January 2015 11:01

I don't see a problem here..

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sarah2144 14

Monday 5 January 2015 10:56

But Chinese food is ******* delicious, so.

Sandman366 6

Monday 5 January 2015 15:16

The real problem is if he likes Chinese food or not. If he does...I fail to see how this is a problem for OP....

Senorangelo 10

Tuesday 6 January 2015 13:23

It is delicious, to eat it, not to kiss it. Was it difficult to brush your teeth before that?

Okamichu 21

Monday 5 January 2015 10:56

Sorry to hear that OP, at least he didn't say you taste like butt or something

jipster 11

Monday 5 January 2015 10:57

We men are the most romantic!

lyricalservant 21

Monday 5 January 2015 10:57

Well maybe he don't have to order takeaways next time, the bas*ard

RobinGoodfellow 47

Monday 5 January 2015 10:58

There are definitely worse things to taste like.

missbrit818 20

Monday 5 January 2015 10:58

Well it's yummy food so take it as a compliment!

HyunnK 18

Monday 5 January 2015 11:01

I don't see a problem here..

zanna_winchester 11

Monday 5 January 2015 11:02

That's romantic as hell. Chinese food is amazing

kimeatszombies 22

Monday 5 January 2015 11:05

That's when you respond with, "You're welcome.".

badluckalex 23

Monday 5 January 2015 20:08

your wercome :)

milehigh52 22

Monday 5 January 2015 11:06

That's marriage for you... unless your names are Cory and Topanga.

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