By subduedbeast - 27/10/2014 18:48 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML
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azelk 8

Forget about your life, F that horses life!

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ELoni_fml 25

Maybe it's not a sign. My god OP, how much do you weigh?!

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Googolman 29

52 - It was a horse drawn CARRIAGE ride. Not horse-back riding.

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Hummmph 8

Probably as much as your horse teeth do. Jerk.

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Hummmph 8

Probably as much as your horse teeth do. Jerk.

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incoherentrmblr 21

This horse is no more! It has ceased to be!...

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gantoman 13

#85 We kind of established that already.

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SauronsCataract 15

Here in Poland, in the mountains, horses die quite regularly because they are forced to draw carriages overloaded with tourists. So yes, it is possible to kill a horse if the carriage is too heavy.

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subduedbeast 14

Well I weigh about 206 and she only weighs about 130 so I don't think we were too heavy

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Goblin182 26

#85, I got the Monty Python reference.

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CoolCookie210 22

Not saying you should take this as a bad omen or anything, but you should take this as a bad omen.

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ahippienamedrae 10

Aww that sucks, for you guys and the horse ):

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sayyestothedress 24

That took me by surprise! When u was reading I thought it would be like a horse shat on his girlfriend or something similar, but I did not expect them to die! This needs a follow-up!

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littlekellilee 45

What would the follow up be? Funeral details for the horse?

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whos_ur_daddy1 19

Hopefully the relationship is more stable then the horse

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Seabiscuit218 12

HAY man, this was a BARN enough pun to make me say NEIGH never again

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Sophosaurusrex 9

Alright #22, Don't flog a dead horse, ya failed dude.

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devildog562 33

Hay 30 don't ride sea biscuit so hard. Foal attitudes never prevail. Edit oh damn his username is sea biscuit . I literally chuckled out loud.

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Seabiscuit218 12

I'm ashamed of what I've done but the replies were great xD

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harrison99 4

I hope you guys still had fun up until that moment! Sorry about the whole situation.

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negb 30

Hey at least it's an interesting date...?

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ArgentumAurum 24

That is definitely not how i expected that sentence to end....

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junkman6 22

I was expecting it to end with a romantic horse BBQ.

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1947Chevy 17

83 horse is actually a delicacy in many countries. I an not beyond the idea of trying it once just to see how it tastes. In this situation I would pass though

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j_cat187 19

How long will it take for someone to use 'beating a dead horse' puns?

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