Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML

by lonely loser / 08/22/2014 at 2:04pm / United States (Washington) / Love

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  • Should call Jake from Statefarm, he'll keep you company.

    #1 - On 08/22/2014 at 11:23pm by mangasempai

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  • In other news an average joe starts a company based on making phone calls to lonely people and becomes a millionaire!

    #3 - On 08/22/2014 at 11:23pm by junkman6

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