Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML
by ugh thanks / 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
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What more could a guy ask for?!
#1 - On 08/17/2014 at 4:30pm by flufee2
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Well that's because girls don't poop. Duh
#2 - On 08/17/2014 at 4:30pm by Liamj774
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