By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 765
You deserved it 4 028

Same thing different taste

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I guess he'll be seeing only one type of breast from now on.

Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP

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Chicken yeah.. too chicken to even be mature about breaking up or taking a break with you... FYL OP

How was he too chicken? He clearly said he didn't want to date her anymore. There's not much more he could have said to be clearer.

Please don't tell me you brought him food after that,.

There's a difference? o.o I've been doing it wrong all along.

A little laxatives won't hurt anything but his pride. (And maybe parts of his digestive tract, temporarily.) Just keep a straight face while he eats.

But if they kick in while he's still there, it's an issue. You bake a cake and ask if he wants some to take home. And remember to not eat any cake yourself!

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Eh, I like his thinking though. Not necessarily poison, but as what was said, laxatives could work too. OP's boyfriend deserves whatever's coming for him! Hopefully ex-boyfriend, if not soon!

You guys are harsh - Remind me never to date a girl that uses FML!

Lool one of your 20 questions before we date 'can I see your apps please?' Real smooth

Tell him to say what he has to say without being a chicken.

Obviously the relationship you had with him was a joke to him... He was just in it for the chicken.

Making assumptions? Their relationship might have been finger licking good, but has since foweled.

Yeah, it's too bad OP's boyfriend grilled her

Tell him he can see those people as he goes to get HIMSELF food. Sorry OP

But now that you're single you should message me ;-) lol