Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

by blow away / 07/28/2014 at 12:36am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

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  • He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.

    #1 - On 07/28/2014 at 12:13pm by Welshite

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  • Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.

    #3 - On 07/28/2014 at 12:16pm by igive

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