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Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

by Maxime / 02/27/2014 at 7:32pm / Love

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  • it might be time to call Cheaters .

    #3 - On 02/28/2014 at 6:17am by Nicole819

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  • Ouch. I'm hoping for your sake you have grown-up children.

    #5 - On 02/28/2014 at 6:17am by Mayfly182

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