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Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML


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On 02/06/2014 at 1:57am - love - by a2 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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You have a immature boyfriend. You're his girlfriend, not his toy.

#4 - On 02/06/2014 at 11:33am by thelittlemissy

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My ex used to do that to me, a main reason he is my ex. And apparently the only reason he was with me was for the entertainment and to make himself feel smarter. Some people have a sick sense of humour. :(

#7 - On 02/06/2014 at 11:35am by MurphyGallagher

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