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Today, after spending the night out with her friends to celebrate her birthday, my girlfriend paid me a surprise visit at home, only to find women's lingerie on my bed. She wouldn't believe they were gifts for her, even though they still had the tags on them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43850) - you deserved it (4037)

On 01/19/2014 at 2:12pm - love - by .... (man) - United States (Indiana)

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She probably thought you were banging that cheapskate from yesterday who leaves the tags on and returns clothes after one wearing.

#4 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:38pm by perdix

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That's because they are really gifts for you ;)

#1 - On 01/19/2014 at 4:37pm by Dilwann

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