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Today, I was asked to go to a ball by the guy I like. The theme is masquerade. He made me a Robin mask; he's wearing a Batman mask. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39568) - you deserved it (11043)

On 01/08/2014 at 7:54pm - love - by Unfortunately Me (woman) - United States (California)

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I don't know why your complaining, I marvel at your costume.

#1 - On 01/09/2014 at 7:39am by camsterjoe

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Don't complain, he could have made you wear a Bane mask.

#4 - On 01/09/2014 at 7:41am by josebaseball11

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