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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML


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On 01/01/2014 at 1:21pm - love - by Crashed - United States (Georgia)

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FYL OP. You were just using your natural parental instincts, although it sounds like your wife has none.

#1 - On 01/01/2014 at 5:38pm by Ohthatsnasty

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I would find it easier to ask the wife first, since she's in the car. However I can understand running to your daughter to see if she was okay. Tough situation but you should have asked your wife first for convenience sake.

#3 - On 01/01/2014 at 5:39pm by HKCgrimmjow

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