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Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML


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On 12/18/2013 at 4:30am - love - by LonelyPorkChop - Australia (Queensland)

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Does it matter what the cashier thinks?

#2 - On 12/18/2013 at 10:06am by LittleSushi

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Who cares what other people think? I was a cashier once, long ago. The cashier probably didn't care or notice either.

#4 - On 12/18/2013 at 10:07am by Welshite

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