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Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML


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On 12/13/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Time to break up!

#1 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:20pm by peacefully84

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at least he's being honest that he doesn't want to be in a monogamous relationship. if your not ok with being in an open relationship then time to move on.

#2 - On 12/13/2013 at 8:21pm by jessBeAqueen

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