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Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52356) - you deserved it (8881)

On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

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Oh damn... Time to explain some things OP

#1 - On 12/13/2013 at 12:23pm by saba_ajira

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Sounds like you guys will have an awkward moment during Christmas parties this year.

#3 - On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm by thisiswilli

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