Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
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Whoa! You don't have to put up with an arsehole like that. Next time look at his crotch. And squint.
#4 - On 12/10/2013 at 1:24am by DrHail
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When you got it, you got it. When you don't, you're you.
#1 - On 12/10/2013 at 1:22am by lu95
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