Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML
by bsulyingb / 11/24/2013 at 2:59pm / United States / Love
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I would hope your priorities arent the same, I dont think your coworker would appreciate you trying to get in his pants.
#3 - On 11/24/2013 at 8:20pm by mackdeezy
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Well change your priorities to her sister.
#4 - On 11/24/2013 at 8:21pm by underthesea12
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