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Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML


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On 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm - love - by Cheer4Life (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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These are the kind of reactions you can expect when you make comments about weight...sorry :/

#1 - On 11/11/2013 at 6:48pm by zoegirl_455

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At least he was trying to make a compliment. Keyword: Trying.

#2 - On 11/11/2013 at 6:48pm by rhcpgurl

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