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Man or woman?

Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46562) - you deserved it (4249)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:29pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

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You probably don't...

#1 - On 11/06/2013 at 4:35pm by Axipiter

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I'd say not. And if you do he doesn't sound like a very nice guy to be on one with.

#2 - On 11/06/2013 at 4:36pm by MsConfusedd

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