By AML - 31/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my 19-year-old, long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to type while in his Spider-Man suit. It's non-negotiable. FML
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Welshite 39

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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Welshite 39

You should feel honored to have a superhero for a boyfriend.

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BeccaHugs 17

She should chill because it's halloween. OP your boyfriend doesn't need to text you all day everyday - let him have some fun in his costume today.

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Javier6597 19

With great power comes great responsibility

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184886837272837 32

OP should be able to survive one day without getting a text from her boyfriend, especially if he tells her why he'll be incommunicado then I don't think there's anything wrong with it.

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buttcramp 21

yeah props to him too for staying in character all day.

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EvilLittleMan 23

OP, I am in costume as Diaper Man from the Mighty Heroes. You can text me as much as you want.

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NinjaMouse 8

It's one day, get over it.

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JBrownie123 24

Spider-Man suit, of course it's non-negotiable!

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Damian95 16

Is this an appropriate time to say sticky situation?

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Nyx_fml 23

Hey, Spiderman is a very busy man anyway. And you don't want his phone full of that spiderweb, right?

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Apretendbiscuit 12

Is this an FML because you don't have a spider-man suit?

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Wizardo 33

Its one day and its Halloween, its a perfect time to enjoy yourself and test the limits of your trust I'm each other. A hero needs a day off too sometimes.

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poncho55 40

I wish I could give you more than one thumb up.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

What is wrong with that? A little to needy and whining aren't you?

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mangobbler 11

Are you that selfish, OP? Your boyfriend is risking his neck to save people, and you only want attention. For shame!

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Rainhawk94 27

Can he message you on the Web?

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skittycat213 19

Oh I see what you did there -.^

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raphanne_fml 33

#46 At first I thought your username was "Shittycat213".

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beelee1988 13

I laughed way too hard at this.

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Ziggyboo 10

@48 It'd describe his comment better with that kind of name.

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