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Today, my fiancée of 2 years and mother of my son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML


I agree, your life sucks (48331) - you deserved it (4404)

On 10/27/2013 at 8:41pm - love - by failure (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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What a horrible thing to say.

#1 - On 10/28/2013 at 3:02am by Lyme

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The first line of your FML kind of explained why dude.... engaged two years with a second kid on the way? Kind of a bad sign.

#3 - On 10/28/2013 at 3:03am by denisgra000

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