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Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31887) - you deserved it (16989)

On 10/25/2013 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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You can also turn to her for comfort :)

#1 - On 10/25/2013 at 6:20am by luc887

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Ah, the old "try to impress a girl by doing something stupid"routine. It's a trick men have been failing at for thousands of years.

Come on, men! We're smarter than that! We don't need to do stupid shit to impress any...hey, what's this red button for?

#13 - On 10/25/2013 at 6:53am by DocBastard

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