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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML

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On 10/15/2013 at 2:49am - love - by notready (man) - Australia

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Ouch, sorry bro. Her loss!

#1 - On 10/15/2013 at 6:12am by babyblueyes

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Ha ha ha...she knows you to well.
Seems that your dad knows you even better!!!
There has to be a reason for her to reject you, and for your dad to state you not ready!

#4 - On 10/15/2013 at 6:14am by dawood_k

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