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Today, my boyfriend blew me off yet again because he claims he has a responsibility as a "crew leader" to train and recruit members at all times, to accommodate all time zones. GTA V is ruining our relationship. FML

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Join the crew! Totally worth it!

#1 - On 10/09/2013 at 5:56pm by krash357

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The only way to solve this is to get another console, get GTA V, join his crew, and then once you get close enough as a team after multiple rounds of robberies and joyrides, systematically kill everyone off in your crew and blackmail them into leaving. Then, once your boyfriend is reduced to an emotional wreck,
send him a message that states:

"You should have spent more time with me."

Or you can ask him to spend more time with you. That works too.

#14 - On 10/09/2013 at 6:00pm by ManInTheMachine

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