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Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45783) - you deserved it (2913)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:20am - love - by kitkat3308 - United States

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Whoa, I think it's time to report him!

#1 - On 09/27/2013 at 8:21am by Sea_shelle

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change your number, tell all your family and friends your situation and not to give your new number out by any means and, if necessary get a restraining order.

#2 - On 09/27/2013 at 8:22am by ambitiousnygrl

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