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Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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i'm speechless. why stay together for 5 years when she didn't love him -ever?!

#1 - On 09/19/2013 at 5:29am by lennelleong

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That is beyond messed up. What was she doing with him for five years then?

#2 - On 09/19/2013 at 5:30am by dudeimmadoc

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