Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML

by crushed / 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

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  • Just tell him this: "If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one." Then give him the calculator so he can see for himself.

    #1 - On 09/14/2013 at 8:19pm by Nyx

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  • Looks like your relationship just doesn't add up!

    #4 - On 09/14/2013 at 8:26pm by tabbydionysis

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