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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML


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On 09/08/2013 at 9:07am - love - by laundry day again... - United States

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Put the rug over the toilet. Problem solved.

#1 - On 09/08/2013 at 12:54pm by Welshite

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Maybe you should take him to the doctor to get that checked out?

#2 - On 09/08/2013 at 12:54pm by princessbits

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