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Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45484) - you deserved it (6612)

On 08/27/2013 at 8:23pm - love - by dhskkf (man) - United States

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I hope you didn't post this right after you woke up while your wife and family were all waiting for you!

#3 - On 08/28/2013 at 3:59am by GrinchFu1

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Its always best to put on several alarm clocks too! I hope everyone understands, and you manage to rearrange a new date. I hope your brother didn't do it on purpose !

#4 - On 08/28/2013 at 3:59am by zahra_786

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