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Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML


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On 08/17/2013 at 8:27pm - love - by WartCream - United States (Kansas)

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Hope you got the number from the ad.

#1 - On 08/18/2013 at 3:35am by hotshot0185

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It was pretty rude, but at least he has a sense of humor. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

#2 - On 08/18/2013 at 3:35am by Accuraxy

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