Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47603) - you deserved it (7512)
On 08/17/2013 at 4:24am - love - by love-shot - United States (Kansas)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks.…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough…
Oh, hello Stan.
#1 - On 08/17/2013 at 10:09am by Cian_1
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#2 - On 08/17/2013 at 10:09am by Runner48
+166 | 6
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