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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47182) - you deserved it (4787)

On 08/02/2013 at 10:53am - love - by tkghan (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.

#1 - On 08/02/2013 at 1:11pm by vballgirly28

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She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?

#2 - On 08/02/2013 at 1:11pm by helpfulwhale

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