By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 429
You deserved it 4 322

Same thing different taste

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And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

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And she talked to you about it? No wonder it's amateur.

If I were OP, I wouldn't eat his wife's split pea soup...

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I sure hope that parking lot isn't next to a liposuction clinic

It's funny because if the genders were reversed, the comments here would be a lot more different.

For my part, my joke would've remained the same.

You replied under 1's comment, no comment in this comment section would be different at all.

It's funny because your not supposed to talk about fight club.

IanMoone3611 12

Wait, isn't it usually the other way around?

CallMeWindSock 24

Never break up a fight between two females.

Or in this case, between a girl and herself

...5 rule of fight club no shirts no shoes. OP, why aren't you going to watch?!

Well they already broke the first rule

KylarStern19 7

And the second and the third

Maybe his wife's friends are Roseanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell, Hillary Clinton, and Melissa McCarthy?

Why are you telling us this? WHAT THE FIRST RULE, OP?

Sounds like a keeper to me. Make sure you keep her dinner warm!

Dude. Your wife sounds awesome. I want her autograph in case she goes pro!

I strongly advise you not to start an argument about this. Otherwise your next fml might involve the word hospital.

br00kr 22

2nd rule of fight club: don't bail on fight club for any personal celebratory reasons... No?

poodle_juice 17

2nd rule of fight club: DO NOT talk about fight club.