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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm - love - by fuck family (woman) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

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If your grandfather can show you the ropes of auto-erotic asphyxiation, you won't need a boyfriend!

#2 - On 07/17/2013 at 6:17pm by perdix

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Sorry OP, families can suck. :(

#1 - On 07/17/2013 at 6:17pm by tigerisabelle

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